[ITP: CRITICAL FAILURE]

[skinofalizard]

[any time you do something, no matter how skilled you may be, there is a one in twenty chance of failing horribly. that is why, despite his superhuman reflexes, superior balance, and sticky fingers, Victor Borkowski is currently falling off the side of the Mess Hall]

Aaaaugghh--!

[THUD.

at least the snow broke his fall]

((Slowing down a bit, but I'll be picking at the post all night and will pick up in earnest tomorrow))