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[fuckseptember]

[Today in your network:]

Ask a Federal employee anything.

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[positive_print]

Why is your icon a seahorse, Mr. Federal employee?

[fuckseptember]

Is it? I didn't choose it. It must be an obscure reference to my grandfather.

[positive_print]

It is, it is! It's very cute. Was your grandfather fond of seahorses, then?

[fuckseptember]

Apparently he was known as the seahorse for being a great swimmer.

[stolengood]

So, what, are you a spook or something?

[fuckseptember]

No, but that would be cool.

[stolengood]

Then I'm not interested.

[fuckseptember]

Hey, hey, don't knock it down so fast. Just because I'm not a secret agent it doesn't mean I don't know secret agent stuff.

[tearsinnajar]

Which agency do you work for?

[fuckseptember]

DHS.

[tearsinnajar]

Given the current budget crisis, would you say the amount of money allotted to Homeland Security is justified? How is your work different from the FBI or CIA?

[fuckseptember]

Oh, we're going to have fun.

We actually work closely with the FBI. My division is very specific, we work to prevent major disasters.

[unguilding]

Hello! Is this how you reply to things?

[fuckseptember]

It is. Good job!

[unguilding]

This is Dio. Who is this?

[fuckseptember]

Peter.

[hemoerotica]

Are You Doing This Voluntarily Or Are The Powers Of Camp Responsible For This Sudden Question And Answer Session

[fuckseptember]

Voluntarily. I'm really really bored.

[hemoerotica]

I See
Well Im Taking A Short Break From A Project At The Moment So Perhaps An Exchange Of Questions Would Be An Interesting Way To Pass The Time
Who Exactly Is Your Employer

[fuckseptember]

The DHS.

Why Exactly Are You Typing
Like This
It Is Ridiculously Time Consuming