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[fuckseptember]

[Today in your network:]

Ask a Federal employee anything.

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[hemoerotica]

Are You Doing This Voluntarily Or Are The Powers Of Camp Responsible For This Sudden Question And Answer Session

[fuckseptember]

Voluntarily. I'm really really bored.

[hemoerotica]

I See
Well Im Taking A Short Break From A Project At The Moment So Perhaps An Exchange Of Questions Would Be An Interesting Way To Pass The Time
Who Exactly Is Your Employer

[fuckseptember]

The DHS.

Why Exactly Are You Typing
Like This
It Is Ridiculously Time Consuming

[hemoerotica]

Habit I Suppose
Ive Been Doing So As Long As I Can Remember And It Feels Strange To Type Any Other Way Now
Whats The DHS

[fuckseptember]

The Department of Homeland Security

[hemoerotica]

And Which Homeland Is It That Your Department Provides Security For

[fuckseptember]

The United States of America.

[hemoerotica]

Oh That One I Know

[fuckseptember]

Congratulations.

[hemoerotica]

Thank You
Im Not Very Familiar With Earth Governments

[fuckseptember]

Because, of course, you are not human. You're from some other planet where they like courier font, green text, lack of punctuation and capitalization of every word in every single sentence.

[hemoerotica]

No My Way Of Typing Is A Personal Affectation And The Color Of My Text Indicates The Color Of My Blood
Though Youre Right About My Being A Nonhuman From A Planet Other Than Earth

[fuckseptember]

And publicizing the color of your blood is important because...

[hemoerotica]

Because The Color Of Ones Blood Indicated Their Social Status On My Home Planet
It Doesnt Really Matter Anymore But As I Said It Feels Strange Not To Type This Way After So Long

[fuckseptember]

... so does your blood color change if you raise status, or are you stuck in the class you're born into?