Okay, let me see if I follow. Everyone's hugging, pretty ladies are wrapping their arms around guys and pressing their chests up against everyone and your first thought is something like what is wrong with this place?
Sober and talking animals don't belong in the same sentence unless you're in a disney movie. Although some of those movies, I'm pretty sure they were all drunk through them as well.
...Or maybe that was us when we were watching them....
That's awesome! I mean, I know, I know, magic shows are pretty lame, but you add lots of alcohol and a really cute guy as the magician and make some stuff blow up? I'm so sold.
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Who--what are you doing? *pushing away now*
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What in blazes is this place trying to do now?
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[aka you're an all right looking wench but not his type]
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I dunno. As long as I don't get stuck next to some sweaty gross guy, I'm down with it.
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Really? I think there were some talking animals too.
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You've been hitting the drinks pretty hard already, huh?
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Ridiculously sober considering the situation.
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...Or maybe that was us when we were watching them....
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Talking animals exist in this place. You must have noticed.
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Riiiight. Dude, I saw a talking toucan but they're birds. They're suppose to talk and eat crackers and stuff like that.
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[Maybe if he speaks really slowly and clearly . . .]
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That's awesome! I mean, I know, I know, magic shows are pretty lame, but you add lots of alcohol and a really cute guy as the magician and make some stuff blow up? I'm so sold.
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It's not . . . an entertainment.
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