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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ slipped under the door of each cabin, tent, makeshift shack, or other place of general resident today is what appears to be a quick survey printed on bright pink paper:

☐ yes
☐ no
☐ muffin ]

(( checking "muffin" gets you a muffin. yes and no get you nothing :( MINGLE ))

Comments

[hakases]

[ RAINBOW MUFFIN ]

[butterflybuldge]

Someone had fun with food colouring. I bet that will kill you.

[hakases]

I-I thought it was an Earth delicacy I hadn't tried yet.

[butterflybuldge]

... are you not from this planet?

[hakases]

No! Oh gosh no. Earth is preeeetty much brand new to me.

[butterflybuldge]

You're pretty boring-looking for an alien. [ pokes Don's cheeks ]

[hakases]

[ scrunches face ]

Well, I know that but it's the easiest way to fight.

[butterflybuldge]

So you're a shape-shifter.

[hakases]

A-ah! I don't actually know. Possibly? I've never tried. I'm sure I could make something to do that though.

[butterflybuldge]

... you don't know if you can change your appearance, yet you said looking like you do now makes it easiest to fight. That's pretty pathetic, to not even know what you can do.

[hakases]

A-ah, well. I know that. I'm pretty pathetic so it doesn't really surprise me.

[butterflybuldge]

And a defeatist. Weak. Well, whatever - is your anatomy any different?

[hakases]

I've never compared.

[butterflybuldge]

I've seen weirder than whatever you're hiding, guaranteed.

[hakases]

I'm sure it's normal!

[butterflybuldge]

But that's boring!