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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ slipped under the door of each cabin, tent, makeshift shack, or other place of general resident today is what appears to be a quick survey printed on bright pink paper:

☐ yes
☐ no
☐ muffin ]

(( checking "muffin" gets you a muffin. yes and no get you nothing :( MINGLE ))

Comments

[d_d_doctor_dick]

...Wot th' hell...

[IGNORES IT and leaves it on the floor]

[newfangled]

[here have a totally unrelated knock on the door]

[d_d_doctor_dick]

No, I don't want a fuckin' muffin.

[newfangled]

[knocking louder]

Open the fucking door!

[thornyproblem]

[... X muffin]

[runstowardsfire]

*watching to see if a muffin does appear*

[floralingual]

[ ...a chocolate muffin ]

[pharmanoncon]

[when you're a precog... checks the muffin box]

[redemption_fail]

*looking around in confusion and down at your survey*

. . . What's a muffin?

[pharmanoncon]

[is holding a blueberry muffin now, gesturing with it]

Ah... food. Like a small cake.

[redemption_fail]

. . . It just appeared.

[hakases]

[ RAINBOW MUFFIN ]

[butterflybuldge]

Someone had fun with food colouring. I bet that will kill you.

[hakases]

I-I thought it was an Earth delicacy I hadn't tried yet.

[butterflybuldge]

... are you not from this planet?