Meanwhile, in the mess hall . . .

[barfintomyhat]

[Kurt and Blaine are sitting at separate laptops, getting breakfast, when Kurt hears something. It's Blaine on his headphones, singing the first lines to this Katy Perry song. What's worse, Blaine doesn't seem to have noticed that he's getting louder and louder the more into the song, so that by the chorus, everyone in the mess hall can hear him

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[burgercraving]

[pulls off Blaine's headphones]

You're an embarrassment.

[tinymanoncampus]

[jerks his head up]

Hey, that's a good song.

[burgercraving]

Sure, and right now, everyone in here thinks you want big, juicy cock, because that's all they heard.

[tinymanoncampus]

Come on, lots of music has innuendo.

[burgercraving]

Yes, but is that really how you want to be associated in the eyes of everyone here? The blushing virgin who doesn't know when to stop singing?

[tinymanoncampus]

[opens his mouth to reply and closes it, shaking his head]

That's not how people see me.

[burgercraving]

Just give it time.

[tinymanoncampus]

Not everyone forms opinions of people that superficially.

[burgercraving]

Are you implying that I'm superficial?

[tinymanoncampus]

I don't know, would you really judge me just based on what songs I like to sing?

[burgercraving]

I judge you for making a fool out of yourself at breakfast.

[tinymanoncampus]

It wasn't that bad.

[burgercraving]

As your friend, I'm obligated to be honest with you.

So, yes, it was that bad.

[tinymanoncampus]

[actually falters a little]

Was it?

[burgercraving]

Musically, it didn't sound bad, but on a scale of embarrassment, you get an eight-point-five. It'd be lower, but you probably turned on half the guys here unintentionally. Now, if it was intentional ...

[tinymanoncampus]

It wasn't! [shakes his head and holds up a hand in protest]

Right. I guess I'll be a little more careful next time.