Meanwhile, in the mess hall . . .

[barfintomyhat]

[Kurt and Blaine are sitting at separate laptops, getting breakfast, when Kurt hears something. It's Blaine on his headphones, singing the first lines to this Katy Perry song. What's worse, Blaine doesn't seem to have noticed that he's getting louder and louder the more into the song, so that by the chorus, everyone in the mess hall can hear him.]

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a beeotch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see, What you're hiding underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
What you're waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock, your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock, Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock, Your peacock, cock, cock . . .

[but by then, Kurt's already pretending he doesn't know him.]