itp: more damn carnies

[bitchgineer]

[If you're passing by the carnival, you might notice a new ride! Along with the ride is what looks like a young man inspecting the controls.

There's also a stand pumping out mini-doughnuts, fuck yeah.]

Comments

[adroitism]

[Sometimes, when you've stirred the pot a lot and some people actually know what you look like or maybe haven't associated you with a certain cryptic carnival, you really should learn when to just lay low and keep your head down and the like.

. . . and sometimes, it is really, really hard to do just that.]

Are you fucking serious?

[bitchgineer]

[not even looking up]

Piss off, asshole.

[adroitism]

Hey, fuck you! Have you ever heard of a thing called a low profile? I mean, couldn't this- what the fuck is this thing, anyway.

[bitchgineer]

Some kind of hellish elevator. And what makes you think I'm responsible for it?

[mechabro]

Now THAT looks like a SUPER ride.

[bitchgineer]

It looks horrible.

[mechabro]

I could SUPER fix that thing up, no problem. Lemme at it.

[bitchgineer]

There's nothing wrong with it. Mechanically, at least.

[toughcloaca]

More rides. The carnival grows? Perhaps the height of the barrier taller than expected. Interesting.

[bitchgineer]

I thought it was more of a mobius strip.

[toughcloaca]

Already taken that into consideration as well. Many models.

[bitchgineer]

There's always a chance the poor idiots riding this thing will disappear when they get to the top.

[dickaster]

Oh, this isn't conspicuous.

[bitchgineer]

That's funny coming from the pre-teen in spandex.

[dickaster]

Hey, of the two of us, only one's involved in mysterious doomsday shenanigans. Pretty sure I'm still winning the low profile game.

[bitchgineer]

What makes you think I'm involved in these so called doomsday shenanigans?

[derepathy]

WHAT IS THAT

[bitchgineer]

A torture device.

[derepathy]

An AWESOME torture device!

[bitchgineer]

A bit of a masochist, are we?