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[wha_bam]

Seriously guys, it's not Halloween yet, what's with the fright night costumes?

Also I'm new. Someone needs to point me towards the bar, like, five minutes ago.

((ooc: INTRO-ING IT UP. May be slow getting used to the new voice and all.))

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[daddyderpest]

Fright night costumes?

[wha_bam]

The zombies.

[daddyderpest]

No, I'm afraid those are real zombies.

[wha_bam]

...

So where'd you get your drinks?

[SINCE, YOU KNOW. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY PLASTERED.]

[riseoftheguitar]

I think there is one that way.

*gestures in the direction of the inflatable gay bar*

[wha_bam]

Thank god. Is it good? Or is it one of the skeezy dives?

I mean I'm going anyways, but it's good to be prepared.

[riseoftheguitar]

I don't know, I don't drink. You would need to ask somebody else about that.

[wha_bam]

Are you underage? You know they sell IDs for that?

[carrieswar]

There's a ... uh ... inflatable one.

[wha_bam]

...I meant a bar bar. Like the kind with drinks.

[carrieswar]

We don't have bar bars, sadly. But the inflatable one's got drinks.

[wha_bam]

So...

There's like a bouncy house with alcohol?

I'm down.

[mindlessvandal]

New? And already with the heavy drinking?

My kind of girl!

[wha_bam]

Does that mean you're buying?

[mindlessvandal]

Do I look like I've got any money? Come on now.

[wha_bam]

Guys can usually scrounge up enough money for a drink for a pretty girl.

[bitchester]

... The alcohol might help. That's right.

[wha_bam]

Alcohol always helps.

Except when you're driving.

But then sometimes it still does.

[bitchester]

Well, uh, if it helps, you won't be doing a lot of driving around here, so that won't be a sometimes deal.

[wha_bam]

I don't do that, but my cousin swears he drives way better when he's plastered. Of course he doesn't have very good eyesight to begin with though, so we're still not 100% certain he's not still running over things and just not noticing.