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[wha_bam]

Seriously guys, it's not Halloween yet, what's with the fright night costumes?

Also I'm new. Someone needs to point me towards the bar, like, five minutes ago.

((ooc: INTRO-ING IT UP. May be slow getting used to the new voice and all.))

Comments

[bitchester]

... The alcohol might help. That's right.

[wha_bam]

Alcohol always helps.

Except when you're driving.

But then sometimes it still does.

[bitchester]

Well, uh, if it helps, you won't be doing a lot of driving around here, so that won't be a sometimes deal.

[wha_bam]

I don't do that, but my cousin swears he drives way better when he's plastered. Of course he doesn't have very good eyesight to begin with though, so we're still not 100% certain he's not still running over things and just not noticing.

[bitchester]

It's probably better not to get into a car with him to find out.

[wha_bam]

Oh, don't worry, he's fine, he's only been pulled over a few handful of times.

[bitchester]

A handful.

[wha_bam]

Yeah, no big.

What, like you've never been stopped by cops?