itp: good idea o'clock

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[This evening, by one of the barns: TWO MEN HERDING ROBOT COWS. Or, okay, some kid trying to herd robot cows while someone actually sensible stands back and watches.]

... Oh man, I wanna tip one. I know it's kind of a dick move but I'd fix it! And it's not like it'd hurt 'em, right?

(( eta hanna is slowing down and then disappearing! BE BACK

Comments

[ofhisword]

[THE SENSIBLE ONE!]

You do realize that that's just an urban legend, don't you?

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What, that they tip, or that they don't? 'cause I've heard both!

[ofhisword]

They do not sleep standing up, and the odds of you being able to tip one that is currently wide awake are . . .

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... Maybe if I get a running start...

[ofhisword]

You'd likely ricochet right off of it. But if you'd like to try, then by all means.

[gestures!]

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[THIS IS A THING THAT'S HAPPENING]

[ofhisword]

[. . .]

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[bounces right off its side with a dull CLANG. and then barely rolls out of the way in time to avoid getting stomped on, whoops]

WHOAshit!

[ofhisword]

[PICKIN' UP SOME ROCKS, god.]

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[scrambling to get away from the cow]

Ooookay not so much on that one!

[ofhisword]

Do try not to enrage them.

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... No, no, we're good! See, it's fine, it's barely even pissed. So. That went well!

[ofhisword]

. . .

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[dusts off his knees]

[ofhisword]

Are you quite finished, then?

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With that, anyway!