itp: good idea o'clock

[crisscrossing]

[This evening, by one of the barns: TWO MEN HERDING ROBOT COWS. Or, okay, some kid trying to herd robot cows while someone actually sensible stands back and watches.]

... Oh man, I wanna tip one. I know it's kind of a dick move but I'd fix it! And it's not like it'd hurt 'em, right?

(( eta hanna is slowing down and then disappearing! BE BACK

Comments

[ofhisword]

[THE SENSIBLE ONE!]

You do realize that that's just an urban legend, don't you?

[crisscrossing]

What, that they tip, or that they don't? 'cause I've heard both!

[ofhisword]

They do not sleep standing up, and the odds of you being able to tip one that is currently wide awake are . . .

[crisscrossing]

... Maybe if I get a running start...

[daddyderpest]

That's a terrible idea! Think of the poor cow's feelings!

[ofhisword]

[standing nearby, watchingggg.]

It's an urban legend.

[daddyderpest]

Still, there's no need to try to push the poor things.

[ofhisword]

He couldn't do it even if he tried.

[ensorcells]

Oh, how cruel!

[ofhisword]

[juuust watching nearby.]

It wouldn't work.

[ensorcells]

No?

[ofhisword]

Cows do not sleep standing up, and the odds of him having the physical strength to tip over one that isn't sleeping are, shall we say, quite slim.

[crazylikeafrog]

Do it!

[ofhisword]

[just. just side-eyes from over here against this barn.]

[crazylikeafrog]

[ignores because this is going to be SO HILARIOUS]

[ofhisword]

[will just watch MORONS BOND, then.]

[dont_ingest]

It weighs a ton and is made out of metal. How well do you think that's going to go for you?

[ofhisword]

My point exactly.

[dont_ingest]

He'll probably just make it mad. That won't end pretty.

[ofhisword]

[. . . rubbing at a temple.]

No, it likely would not.