itp: it is way too early in the morning.

[fu_noobspeaker]

[Good morning, camp! It is probably way too early to be up, and yet, this is blaring on the speakers on repeat. Outside several of the cabins, the gorillas are shuffling about, knocking on doors and grunting several times - some in tune to the song, even!]

Rise 'n shine, campers and counselors! Some of y'all may have been forgetting the good ol'

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[suppliesdemand]

[Goodness, there seems to be an aura of malevolent darkness emanating from this particular table in the corner.]

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[justwannahave]

You look terrible.

[suppliesdemand]

... Thank you.

[justwannahave]

Don't mention it.

How many hours of sleep did you get before the gorillas came knocking?

[suppliesdemand]

Around four.

[justwannahave]

Maybe you can make up for it by sleeping earlier tonight?

*looking fresh as a daisy*

[suppliesdemand]

It looks like I'll have to, if this early morning nonsense keeps up.

[justwannahave]

You'd probably need a portable hairbrush too.

[suppliesdemand]

... Is it that bad? It didn't even occur to me to look in a mirror.

[justwannahave]

*passes over her compact mirror*

It's not your usual style, that's for sure.

[suppliesdemand]

[Sighs, and gives his hair a quick finger-combing.]

[justwannahave]

*pulls out a small comb from her handbag*

Camp depriving people of time in front of the mirror is one more unforgivable thing.

[suppliesdemand]

I usually take my mornings at a more leisurely pace...

Ah, thank you.

[justwannahave]

It's not like we're doing anything this early int he morning . . . asides from critiquing the muffins.

[suppliesdemand]

So I suppose spite is the only reason we've been woken up early?

[justwannahave]

*pokes a muffin and discards it*

Possibly. Or someone in charge believes that that particular summer camp aspect needs to be played up.