itp: it is way too early in the morning.
[Good morning, camp! It is probably way too early to be up, and yet, this is blaring on the speakers on repeat. Outside several of the cabins, the gorillas are shuffling about, knocking on doors and grunting several times - some in tune to the song, even!]
Rise 'n shine, campers and counselors! Some of y'all may have been forgetting the good ol' quasi-mandatory-but-sometimes-okay-a-lot-of-times-we-forget breakfast dealio, so I thought I'd get a hoof on pushin' that back in the forefront! But don't y'all worry, now! It'll be fun. 'Cause this morning, we've got muffins.
[. . . and there are, indeed, many, many muffins in the mess hall. Some are good! Others leave much to be desired.
what do.]
Rise 'n shine, campers and counselors! Some of y'all may have been forgetting the good ol' quasi-mandatory-but-sometimes-okay-a-lot-of-times-we-forget breakfast dealio, so I thought I'd get a hoof on pushin' that back in the forefront! But don't y'all worry, now! It'll be fun. 'Cause this morning, we've got muffins.
[. . . and there are, indeed, many, many muffins in the mess hall. Some are good! Others leave much to be desired.
what do.]