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[head_downstairs]

[Today in the fabled center of camp there are two siblings forced on a chair behind a desk. There are lots and lots of forms and pens on the desk, and above them there is a giant banner reading:

LOOKING FOR BOYFRIENDS
Please read all the necessary requirements before applying.If you were to pick up one of the sheets of paper, you would read the

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[kepthishead]

That's just tacky!

[head_downstairs]

You don't have to tell me!

[kepthishead]

I don't even know where the paper keeps coming from. The more I tear it, the more that appears!

[head_downstairs]

[she grabs some as well and tears them]

Then let's tear them faster!

[runstowardsfire]

[Is this how they do it in other places? :|a]

*has read the paper*

. . . What's a "t-sundere"?

[kepthishead]

I don't know! But whatever it is, I'm not going to like it.

[runstowardsfire]

. . . I see.

*observes the paper tearing*

I'm guessing that you don't want this paper?

[kepthishead]

Definitely not!

[oztensibly]

[... oh wait that's...]

[oztensibly]

[OKAY LET'S SNEAK AWAY...]

[kepthishead]

[NOT SO FAST.]

I suppose you've come to laugh.

[oztensibly]

Actually, I was just leaving...

[servicewitha]

[HMMMMMMMM]

[kepthishead]

It's not amusing.

[servicewitha]

It is a little from where I'm standing. You're both very attractive, though. For the record.

[kepthishead]

Don't talk about my sister like that!

[sadomasokillhim]

... Well.

That's just mean.

[kepthishead]

What part?

[sadomasokillhim]

I can't sign up to be a boyfriend.

[kepthishead]

I don't want you to.