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May 22, 2011 11:36

[Today in the fabled center of camp there are two siblings forced on a chair behind a desk. There are lots and lots of forms and pens on the desk, and above them there is a giant banner reading:

LOOKING FOR BOYFRIENDS
Please read all the necessary requirements before applying.

If you were to pick up one of the sheets of paper, you would read the following:

- People with a particular desire to decapitate anyone must not apply
- Must like flower language
- A fairytale princessPRINCE a definite bonus
- High tolerance for being yelled at and willing to be slapped often.
- MUSIC IN THEIR SOUL.
- Ability to understand tsunderes
- People with masochistic tendencies preferred.

Neither of them look particularly thrilled about this]

(( Vanessa and Elliot will both be tagging! Standard warnings apply for Vanessa))
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