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[mylittlepwner]

[sure is a nice day to take a long walk, far away from all those other naked people, right? but if you happen to be employing this coping mechanism, you may stumble across a strange and unusual scene

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[touch_sensitive]

[skulking along trying not to be seen, but wtf why is there a flying horse?]

[mylittlepwner]

[zzzzips over to get in his face]

Hiya.

[touch_sensitive]

[I've had severely bad dreams like this before... except they weren't really dreams... damn it]

Hi.

[mylittlepwner]

[circling around him]

All right! You've got your tramp stamp too.

[touch_sensitive]

IT IS NOT A TRAMP STAMP!

[mylittlepwner]

Don't be embarrassed. Whatever it means, I'm sure it's very special.

. . . you know. To you!

[touch_sensitive]

Actually, it is and wasn't meant to be seen by someone like you.

[mylittlepwner]

What's that supposed to mean? Humans are so weird.

[touch_sensitive]

It means what I said, and you're a weird tie-dyed horse thing with wings. Get over it.

[mylittlepwner]

I'm a pony!

[touch_sensitive]

Same thing.

[mylittlepwner]

At least I'm not so worried about clothes.

[touch_sensitive]

Because you're a happy little nudist, and you'd look stupider with clothes on anyway.

[mylittlepwner]

I have clothes. Cool ones.

[touch_sensitive]

No you don't.

[mylittlepwner]

Uh, yeah I do.