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[mylittlepwner]

[sure is a nice day to take a long walk, far away from all those other naked people, right? but if you happen to be employing this coping mechanism, you may stumble across a strange and unusual scene

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[notahero]

[--I don't even know where to start with this. oh wait.]

Go away.

[mylittlepwner]

No really! It's super rad. What is that, the sun?

[notahero]

What-- no. It's not the sun.

[mylittlepwner]

So what is it?

[archaelologist]

...That is quite interesting.

[BOOBIES]

[mylittlepwner]

Oh, hey pirate! I . . . didn't get your name before.

[archaelologist]

My apologies. I am Nico Robin.

[mylittlepwner]

And I'm Rainbow Dash! Good to meet ya.

[runstowardsfire]

*has found an old feed sack and fled all the naked people only to find more naked people . . . and a flying pony*

[mylittlepwner]

[well that's interesting, because you probably smell like]

. . . breakfast?

[runstowardsfire]

Um . . . *looks down* It's an old sack I found in the barn . . .

[mylittlepwner]

Well, okay. Kinda stale breakfast. But still! Nice.

[touch_sensitive]

[skulking along trying not to be seen, but wtf why is there a flying horse?]

[mylittlepwner]

[zzzzips over to get in his face]

Hiya.

[touch_sensitive]

[I've had severely bad dreams like this before... except they weren't really dreams... damn it]

Hi.

[mylittlepwner]

[circling around him]

All right! You've got your tramp stamp too.

[derepathy]

[covering himself up with a small backpack]

...that's not a tramp stamp. Tramp stamps go on your lower back.

[mylittlepwner]

[oblivious to any and all discomfort today]

If you're a pony, it goes on the flank!

[derepathy]

Humans put tattoos anywhere they have skin. I didn't know--

[derepathy]

WAIT you mean you're a REAL pony? A FLYING pony!? Not just someone who got turned into one??