ITP: Fortunes

[futureinhand]

[A tiny vampire in an elaborate, cheesy fortune teller outfit - bangles galore! - is stuck behind a table with a crystal ball on it and a sign that says, Madam Alice Is In.]

Oh, now that's just silly!

((If you want a specific fortune, I'm in chan as AliceCullen or you can PM this account! ETA I AM FADING but I will pick up, poke me if I don't. o

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[bitingcynicism]

[Before I run into the legion of vampiric robotic idiocy I guess...]

... Alice?

[futureinhand]

That's Madam Alice to you today.

[bitingcynicism]

. . .

[futureinhand]

[giggling] Hello, Zero.

[juuuuuudge]

What's all this for?

[futureinhand]

I gather I'm supposed to be telling fortunes.

[juuuuuudge]

Oh! Oh! Do mine!

[futureinhand]

Well I do appreciate enthusiasm. What sort of fortune?

Aside from the branch you're going to trip over on your way back to your cabin tonight - watch for that, it would leave a bad bruise.

[crisscrossing]

Nice.

[futureinhand]

You think? It's a little on the tacky side, honestly!

[crisscrossing]

No way, you totally make it work!

[futureinhand]

I suppose it's not completely awful.

[tsunthuselah]

*another tiny vampire Methuselah is coming your direction, looking pretty grumpy*

*however, he respects your bling*

[futureinhand]

[waves at him]

[tsunthuselah]

*blinks*

What is camp doing to you now?

[futureinhand]

I think it wants me to tell fortunes.

[littlestdeath]

How many fortune tellers does Camp have?

[futureinhand]

Oh, it can't have that many.

[littlestdeath]

There's you and Leto, and there was one over by the fair once. Three is still more than I've ever seen.

[futureinhand]

Mm, well, usually I'm not this flamboyant about it.