ITP: Fortunes

[futureinhand]

[A tiny vampire in an elaborate, cheesy fortune teller outfit - bangles galore! - is stuck behind a table with a crystal ball on it and a sign that says, Madam Alice Is In.]

Oh, now that's just silly!

((If you want a specific fortune, I'm in chan as AliceCullen or you can PM this account! ETA I AM FADING but I will pick up, poke me if I don't. o

Comments

[bitingcynicism]

[Before I run into the legion of vampiric robotic idiocy I guess...]

... Alice?

[futureinhand]

That's Madam Alice to you today.

[bitingcynicism]

. . .

[futureinhand]

[giggling] Hello, Zero.

[bitingcynicism]

This is a stupid use of your skill.

[futureinhand]

An extremely stupid use, I agree. The crystal ball is insult added to injury!

[bitingcynicism]

Those things don't even work.

[futureinhand]

Not a bit.

[bitingcynicism]

Are you really going to tell their futures?

[futureinhand]

I suppose if they ask very nicely. It's not a hardship.

[bitingcynicism]

I guess better you than the fair people.

[futureinhand]

I'm not going to say anything maliciously.

[bitingcynicism]

That's part of what I meant.

[futureinhand]

I know, I was just reaffirming it.

[bitingcynicism]

... I believe you, Alice. I just don't trust setups like this right now.

[futureinhand]

I know. That's part of why I'm trying to make it as silly and harmless as this little lump of glass.

And if I can see something helpful, there's nothing wrong with that.