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[ridestherider]

[Perhaps you found it while finishing up the tail end of your Spring cleaning. Maybe you nearly fell over it coming out of the shower. However it happened, if you're of age in the world you came from, there appears to be a very generous gift basket in your place of residence

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[kimedamage]

[I am nineteen and sober.]

[ridestherider]

[Sober, but leaving the labs with a bag full of full wine bottles, because fuck if I'm going to let my roommates get drunk. ... nevermind how it must look.]

Ozu?

[kimedamage]

Oh. Hikari.

[... what even]

[ridestherider]

... quit judging me, I'm not planning to drink all of this. I'm just keeping it from my roommates so they don't cause more trouble than usual.

[asterisking]

Oh?

[ridestherider]

[Oh indeed. Adjusting the bag of bottles on her shoulder.]

Did you get something strange, too?

[asterisking]

You could say that. [ holds up his own bundle of alcohol ]

[ridestherider]

... well this should be interesting.

[yankeesus]

[Throwing the entire offering away. Screw all of this.]

[ridestherider]

Something against lemonade?

[yankeesus]

Don't even give me that look just because you're of age and I'm not.

[ridestherider]

You know, I do know how to share, so long as you don't get into trouble.

[its_fa_fate]

[Apparently camp was confused and gave him both]

. . . Eh?

[kimedamage]

Now that's what I call fair.

[its_fa_fate]

But why did it give me two?

[kimedamage]

Because you've been a very good boy this year.

[spookmagnet]

You know, camp, if you're really trying to tempt me, a bottle of Extra Special Pale would work a lot better. Or even a can of Molson.

[Still, that's not stopping Tony from investigating his wine basket.]

[longestdream]

If it's anything like mine I think you'll be finding a lot of cheap white wine.

[spookmagnet]

Yeah, looks about right. Man, I haven't had wine since I was living with my ex. He doesn't drink [his lips twitch] wine, and someone gave us a bottle-

I'm more of a beer guy myself, but it was a sacrifice someone had to make.

[capt_liarpants]

What's extra special pale?