Apr 18, 2011 15:47
[Perhaps you found it while finishing up the tail end of your Spring cleaning. Maybe you nearly fell over it coming out of the shower. However it happened, if you're of age in the world you came from, there appears to be a very generous gift basket in your place of residence.
Booze.
Cheap summer wines, of assorted types and flavors, wrapped up with a pretty ribbon -- pointless clear cellophane included. There's no gift tag, no card, but it's completely safe. ... well, as safe as booze can be. Those who are underage have a much more mundane assortment: lemonade, glass-bottled (sugarless) root beer, more kid-friendly treats.
Since it's become pretty obvious that the Summer weather is creeping in, why not find a nice shady spot and enjoy your gift this afternoon? It's not unbearable out, there's a nice breeze, and the booze doesn't totally suck ...]
(MINGLE POST IS A MINGLE POST, not running a damn thing. Go, enjoy the weather, get hammered on safe but probably not-great wine, like you do. There is no consequence for sharing your alcohol with the underage except your own conscience or any of the lawman-types in Camp who decide to bust your chops, if they do. Make with the socializing.)