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[bitchester]

[while everyone is off using their internet and downloading porn, there's someone walking up to you. yes, you]

Hey-uh. Can I ask you a couple questions?

(( after this! Sam is looking to find the answer to his question. however, if you are looking to be updated on plot stuff, Sam is also looking to fill people in on that, as well, so this is a

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[masterbaited]

Yes?

[bitchester]

Well, first, the easy one: When is a fair not a fair?

[masterbaited]

[blinks]

. . . When there aren't any customers?

[bitchester]

Interesting answer. Why would you say that?

[pulling out a book to make notes]

[pieta_au_lait]

[fresh from her escapades with Road!]

Sure.

[bitchester]

... First, how are you?

[pieta_au_lait]

Everything feels... a little strange. But I think I'm okay. It'll just take some getting used to.

[bitchester]

Everything...?

[crisscrossing]

Uh, sure!

[bitchester]

Okay, to start with: When is a fair not a fair? I figure it's better to start with why I'm going around and doing this.

[crisscrossing]

Wait, wait, is this a riddle?

[bitchester]

A riddle and an important question, at the same time. I've been told I can't answer it alone, which implies that there's more to it than a question alone.

[ascendthethorns]

... very well.

[bitchester]

Well, when would you say that a fair is not a fair?

[ascendthethorns]

When there's no one in attendance. Why?

[bitchester]

Have you noticed the fair set up in the cornfield?

[boxbythebed]

...

Hi.

[bitchester]

[holding a pad of paper and a pen]

... Hi.

[awkward]

I'd like your answer, if you don't mind.

[boxbythebed]

...Sure.

[bitchester]

... When is a fair not a fair?