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[barfintomyhat]

I pride myself in knowing a trend when I see one, so how would I acquire some booze here? I'm due for a public scandal.

(( nap! I'll pick up later today ♥ ))

Comments

[evervigilante]

Isn't there a bar around here?

[barfintomyhat]

[nods] I think I've walked by it before, but I was under the impression I wouldn't be allowed to purchase alcohol there.

[evervigilante]

Did you ask?

[barfintomyhat]

I assumed camp was ruled by American laws. In hindsight, that might not have been a logical assumption to make.

[tobethemiracle]

You'll have to try harder than that for a scandal.

[barfintomyhat]

I was planning on getting arrested too, like Christina Aguilera.

[tobethemiracle]

We don't even have an active police force.

[barfintomyhat]

[thinks] Okay, what if . . . What if I asked how to get in touch with a policeman, too?

[dotdotdotmunch]

I've got some. Damon always hoards a few bottles.

[barfintomyhat]

Won't he be upset if you take it?

[dotdotdotmunch]

Most likely. Do you want some or not?

[barfintomyhat]

Yes, but I'll tell him you said it was okay.

[putyaswordson]

Are you serious?

[barfintomyhat]

Fashion is serious.

[putyaswordson]

How exactly are those two related? Other than the chance of throwing up on your clothes.

[barfintomyhat]

I would never throw up on my clothes! That's what other people's shoes are for. No, I'm following in the footsteps of other fashion icons, like Christina Aguilera or John Galliano. Only without the anti-semitism.

[mechabro]

'atta boy! Ha ha ha!

[barfintomyhat]

Hm . . . [taking Franky in] Maybe I should take my pants off, too.

[mechabro]

Oi, you tryin' to out-pervert me?

[barfintomyhat]

No! I have so many inhibitions to lose before I could hope to be successful in . . . out-perverting you.