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[musclebeast_nut]

[==> Be a passerby.]

[You come across a large PILE OF CRAP. Maybe it's broken robot heads, maybe it's horns, maybe it's toothbrushes. Whichever it is, the closer to it you get, the more you want to lie down on it and discuss your feelings with someone.]

((Canon update for Equius and Nepeta! Watch for falling spoilers. ETA AND WE'RE BOTH PETERING

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HERE BE EVENTUAL SPOILERS

[meowverine]

:33 < you look absolutely PAWFUL today!
:33 < is something wrong?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> I can't lie to you, Nepeta
D --> Something is very wrong
D --> But before I tell you, I must know something from you
D --> What is the last thing you remember e%periencing in the Veil

[meowverine]

:33 < ummm
:33 < its weird, bepaws it used to be waking up after derse exploded :((
:33 < but now i remember going into the gait
:33 < i mean gate

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Good
D --> It's good you did as I instructed, for your own safety
D --> My own memories have suddenly e%panded, as well, though
D --> Further than yours have, I am to assume

[threshprince]

[You fail to resist the urge to lie in your PILE OF INCREDIBLY SHITTY ROMCOMS.

Really, you don't know what this pile is doing outside anyway, but damn if it's not comfortable.]

[musclebeast_nut]

[You find yourself on your back in the PILE OF INCREDIBLY SHITTY ROMCOMS, as well. You're not really looking forward to this outpouring of feelings.]

[threshprince]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> To be honest, I'm not 100% sure it's the entire reason
D --> But
D --> I appear to be among the latest to have received memories of the Veil

[honktraband]

[Oh snap, it's another pile of unbelievably shitty horns. You get your honkjump on.]

[musclebeast_nut]

[The sudden clamoring noise of SHITTY HORNS fills you with terror. You decide you will not approach the pile or the JUGGALO CLOWN TROLL in it.]

[honktraband]

[You climb out of the horn pile. You're not sure why you thought that was going to be enjoyable, maybe you'll learn from the experience this time.

Probably not. Oh hey, is that Equius? Let's find out what's up.]

WhAt iS Up mY StRoNg bRoThEr?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Ah, hello
D --> There is nothing of interest or importance I could report to you
D --> Uh, sir

[pchaaair]

[You find yourself on a PILE OF INCREDIBLY SHITTY FIDUSPAWN PLUSHIES.

There was just something about them that made you want to lie in it.]

[meowverine]

:33 < tafurros!

[pchaaair]

oH, uHH, hI nEPETA,
wHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,

[meowverine]

:33 < equius and i are talking about our f33lings

[hemoerotica]

[Shitty? Please. Your pile of pillows is skillfully made and quite comfortable.]

[meowverine]

[You curl up on the pillows and rub your face on them, much like a cat.]

[hemoerotica]

[You don't mind really, and you even consider petting her a little, much like a cat. But you are still a little purrplexed--you mean perplexed--over why she's on the pile at all.]

Nepeta
?

[meowverine]

:33 < *purr purrrrr*