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[musclebeast_nut]

[==> Be a passerby.]

[You come across a large PILE OF CRAP. Maybe it's broken robot heads, maybe it's horns, maybe it's toothbrushes. Whichever it is, the closer to it you get, the more you want to lie down on it and discuss your feelings with someone.]

((Canon update for Equius and Nepeta! Watch for falling spoilers. ETA AND WE'RE BOTH PETERING

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[hemoerotica]

[Shitty? Please. Your pile of pillows is skillfully made and quite comfortable.]

[meowverine]

[You curl up on the pillows and rub your face on them, much like a cat.]

[hemoerotica]

[You don't mind really, and you even consider petting her a little, much like a cat. But you are still a little purrplexed--you mean perplexed--over why she's on the pile at all.]

Nepeta
?

[meowverine]

:33 < *purr purrrrr*

[hemoerotica]

Oh
I See Now
It Is Not In Fact Nepeta Roleplaying As A Cat
But A Literal Feline That Has Chosen My Pillows As A Fine Place For A Nap
A Catnap Even
My Mistake

[meowverine]

[Your friend rolls over onto her back, as if inviting a nice tummy rub!]

[hemoerotica]

And This Very Literal Cat Would Appear To Be In Dire Need Of Some Petting
With Her Kitten Cuteness How Am I To Resist Indulging

[You do not resist indulging.]

[meowverine]

:33 < purr purr puuuuurr!

[youmustlickit]

[Those pillows are also quite colorful...]

[hemoerotica]

Hello Terezi

[youmustlickit]

[You stop licking her pillows.]

H3Y K4N4Y4!

[hemoerotica]

Would You Care To Explain To Me Why You Were Just Licking My Pillows

[youmustlickit]

NNNNOT R34LLY!

[hemoerotica]

Okay
So Then
I Guess We Are Just Lounging

[youmustlickit]

4CTU4LLY TH3R3 W4S SOM3TH1NG 1 W4NT3D TO T4LK TO YOU 4BOUT!

[hemoerotica]

[You are a little dubious.]

Alright
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