[home again, home again]

[fuckyousoleil]

[From somewhere deep below your feet is a threatening rumble. Those of you inside might see furniture jittering, household items jumping, or hear the rattle of glass and wood as the world begins to shake. It feels less like an actual earthquake, though, and more like some giant thing has picked the entire earth up and given it a good hard shake,

Comments

[threshprince]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[youmustlickit]

H4H4H4H4H4H4H4

[threshprince]

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE LAUGHING AFTER THAT BULLSHIT.
HOLY SHIT.

[youmustlickit]

B3C4US3 1TS H1L4R1OUS?

[threshprince]

HOW WAS IT HILARIOUS.

[youmustlickit]

YOU W3R3 PR3TTY 4DOR4BL3
FOR 4 HUM4N

[threshprince]

NO.
HUMAN ME WAS EVEN MORE FULL OF SHIT THAN EVERY OTHER ME.

[youmustlickit]

Y34H TH4TS PROB4BLY TRU3!
4LSO PL34S3 T3LL M3 R3GUL4R YOU H4S N3V3R 3V3N ONC3 3NT3RT41N3D TH3 1D34 TH4T 1 M1GHT B3 3V3N TH3 SL1GHT3ST B1T FLUSH3D FOR 3QU1US

[threshprince]

OH JEGUS.
NO.
I CAN NEVER 'NO' ENOUGH.
JUST THE MENTAL IMAGE IS MAKING ME WANT TO CARVE MY THINK PAN OUT WITH A RUSTY SICKLE.

[youmustlickit]

OK4Y GOOD
B3C4US3 TH4T W4S S3R1OUSLY TH3 MOST R3T4RD3D TH1NG TH4T H4S 3V3R H4PP3N3D 3V3R

[threshprince]

SERIOUSLY.
HOLY SHIT.

[youmustlickit]

THOUGH WH4T HUM4N M3 S41D 4FT3R TH4T
K1ND4 ST1LL 4PPL13S
3V3N TO R3GUL4R YOU

[threshprince]

I.
I GUESS.

[youmustlickit]

TH3 ONLY P3RSON WHO C43RS 4BOUT STUFF L1K3 TH4T 1S EQU1US
W1TH H1S CR33PY W31RD C4ST3 F3T1SH

[threshprince]

IT'S STILL HARD, OKAY?!
IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S SOMETHING I CAN JUST GET OVER THAT FUCKING QUICKLY.

[youmustlickit]

BLUH
1 KNOW TH4T