[home again, home again]

[fuckyousoleil]

[From somewhere deep below your feet is a threatening rumble. Those of you inside might see furniture jittering, household items jumping, or hear the rattle of glass and wood as the world begins to shake. It feels less like an actual earthquake, though, and more like some giant thing has picked the entire earth up and given it a good hard shake,

Comments

[nocturnemission]

[On top of a table in the mess hall]

NO! No more eyebrow tweezing! I refuse!

[blowsurmind]

Oh my gawd, why were you having your eyebrows tweezed?

[nocturnemission]

Huh? Jubilee? ... Yes, I'm back!

I was horrible! I mean, it was kind of cool at first, but then it was just horrible!

[blowsurmind]

It was kinda cool! You were a pop star!

[threshprince]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[youmustlickit]

H4H4H4H4H4H4H4

[threshprince]

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE LAUGHING AFTER THAT BULLSHIT.
HOLY SHIT.

[youmustlickit]

B3C4US3 1TS H1L4R1OUS?

[ridestherider]

[Roughly as long as it takes me to stop just short of hitting that tree.]

[Which is to say, holy shit that was close!] What --?

[asterisking]

Yo.

[ridestherider]

[Somewhat relieved.] Hiro!

[asterisking]

Finally back?

[pussyfortono]

[ wtf ]

[pussyfortono]

Camp.

[holeintheace]

Haha, Portgas D. Trace.

[alwaysuserubber]

...?

[holeintheace]

I was a woman.

[alwaysuserubber]

You'd make a weird-looking girl.