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[beeurfriend]

[ somewhere on a couple of stairs near you, there is a hobogoth and a patch of ice and SPLAT

now there is a turtle'd hobogoth on his back at the bottom of the stairs. come check on him? laugh? whatever you do, tread carefully. it's awful cold and slippery. ]

Nnngh...

[ oh yay, that noise probably means he hasn't cracked his skull open ]

[ ooc

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[ridestherider]

[... oh, wow, that sounded bad.] Kageyama-kun!

[beeurfriend]

[I SMELL COLORS OF DIZZINESS]

[ridestherider]

[Oh, sweetheart. Very carefully kneels down to your level to make sure you're not bleeding or something.] Are you alright?

1/2

[beeurfriend]

[oh sweet sweet air]

I guess--

[carrieswar]

Woah! Are you okay?

[coming over to check on him--]

[carrieswar]

[and slips and falls on him instead]

[beeurfriend]

[OOF what is oxygen]

[carrieswar]

Ow...

[rolling off of him] Sorry about that.

[amasteredoath]

!

*rushing over*

[beeurfriend]

[IT'S OKAY I CAN BREATHE AGAIN SOON]

[amasteredoath]

*WELL THAT'S GOOD I'm still checking for pulse, breathing, injuries, trauma...*

[beeurfriend]

[it looks like he's lucky! and not too happy to be fussed over]

H-hey. I think I'm fine.

[pchaaair]

[If you had noticed the HOBOGOTH at the bottom of the stairs, you wouldn't be falling on top of him.

But you didn't, so now you're falling on him.]

[beeurfriend]

[holy mother of heavy why does nobody love my ribs]

[pchaaair]

[Whatever you landed on, it was a comfortable landing. It didn't hurt as much as usual.]

[beeurfriend]

[. . . all things considered, I did not get impaled on a horn]

Hey.

[asterisking]

That looked like it hurt.

[beeurfriend]

[man I feel so uncool]

Not at all.

[asterisking]

Really?

[beeurfriend]

[sits up] I've had worse.