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[beeurfriend]

[ somewhere on a couple of stairs near you, there is a hobogoth and a patch of ice and SPLAT

now there is a turtle'd hobogoth on his back at the bottom of the stairs. come check on him? laugh? whatever you do, tread carefully. it's awful cold and slippery. ]

Nnngh...

[ oh yay, that noise probably means he hasn't cracked his skull open ]

[ ooc

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[pchaaair]

[If you had noticed the HOBOGOTH at the bottom of the stairs, you wouldn't be falling on top of him.

But you didn't, so now you're falling on him.]

[beeurfriend]

[holy mother of heavy why does nobody love my ribs]

[pchaaair]

[Whatever you landed on, it was a comfortable landing. It didn't hurt as much as usual.]

[beeurfriend]

[. . . all things considered, I did not get impaled on a horn]

Hey.

[pchaaair]

[Oh.

You landed on someone. You get off of them before you cause them even more pain.]

uHH, hEY,
i'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, bECAUSE i DIDN'T MEAN TO LAND ON YOU,

[beeurfriend]

Just try not to do it again.

[pchaaair]

oK, i CAN DO THAT,
dO YOU NEED HELP WITH GETTING UP,

[beeurfriend]

[studying you for a moment]

... I'm fine.

[asterisking]

I've never seen anything like you before.

[pchaaair]

uHH, wELL, nOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE, i GUESS,