Chapter π: I Announce A Sweet Discovery

[mythbusting]

Heads up, there are jelly bean stalks growing up the side of the boys' bathrooms. None of them are poison, but some of them are buttered popcorn flavor and no one should eat them, ever.

Comments

[likesithot]

But I like buttered popcorn flavor.

[mythbusting]

Are you an alien?

[likesithot]

No, I'm just not flavorist.

[mythbusting]

Just tasteless?

[reach_within]

I don't think they should actually be allowed to call buttered popcorn flavored anything candy.

[mythbusting]

I don't know if it's candy when it grows.

[reach_within]

Still deciding whether you're brave or stupid for actually eating those, by the way.

[mythbusting]

Maybe they're both right.

[derepathy]

Do they actually taste like buttered popcorn?

[mythbusting]

No, they taste like someone barfed up buttered popcorn and some sugar cubes.

[derepathy]

Ewww

[mythbusting]

Exactly.

I mean, there are some other weird ones, too, but the popcorn are worse than puke and dirt.

[butterflybuldge]

[itt: someone is eating them.]

[mythbusting]

The popcorn? Seriously?

[butterflybuldge]

It tastes like blood.

[mythbusting]

... what?

[sillyrabitricks]

[eats them]

[littlestsoldier]

What is a "jelly belly"? And why aren't we supposed to eat them?

[sillyrabitricks]

They're jellybeans and eat all you want.

[littlestsoldier]

...so they're candy.