Chapter π: I Announce A Sweet Discovery

[mythbusting]

Heads up, there are jelly bean stalks growing up the side of the boys' bathrooms. None of them are poison, but some of them are buttered popcorn flavor and no one should eat them, ever.

Comments

[derepathy]

Do they actually taste like buttered popcorn?

[mythbusting]

No, they taste like someone barfed up buttered popcorn and some sugar cubes.

[derepathy]

Ewww

[mythbusting]

Exactly.

I mean, there are some other weird ones, too, but the popcorn are worse than puke and dirt.

[derepathy]

How can popcorn be worse than puke and dirt? That's not RIGHT.

...why are there puke and dirt flavored jellybeans anyways.

[mythbusting]

Probably because they grow outside a bathroom.

[derepathy]

That's disgusting.

[mythbusting]

Hey, beans grow in pods. They're clean.

[derepathy]

But they get their nutrients and stuff from the soil... and the soil's...

[sillyrabitricks]

Lets eat them.

[derepathy]

But he said they're gross!

[sillyrabitricks]

[eats one]

I've had worse.

[derepathy]

What's it taste like?

[sillyrabitricks]

Not great but not terrible either.

[derepathy]

Not something you'd want to eat twice, huh.

[sillyrabitricks]

There's a lot of other things to taste!