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[withanappetizer]

[Here's a man fishing at a pond and looking happy as can be, despite being covered in zombie juices. He probably does not want to be bothered, which means that is exactly what you should do. Will you accept this mission?]

[... And now there is a Parker attached to him.]

((THE END. I'll be more than happy to pick up threads anytime, but you'll

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[stolengood]

[SOMETHING IS MAGNETIZED TO YOU]

[withanappetizer]

[JESUS CHRIST I'M GONNA BREAK SOME BONES oh it's just parker]

[Wait, why is Parker here and touching me?]

[stolengood]

[CLINGS pulls back and looks at him]

You reek.

[withanappetizer]

Didn't expect to get hugged today. Parker-hugs.

[aaaaaaaandscene]

Perhaps you're unaware, but it's generally considered good manners to not subject others to one's poor hygiene habits.

[withanappetizer]

[Immediately starts punching this guy in the face.]

[aaaaaaaandscene]

Oh what the --!

[DISAPPEARS]

[aaaaaaaandscene]

[AND REAPPEARS BEHIND]

Hell!

[duplicut]

[ • leave him alone
• stalk like a creeper ]

[ >> stalk like a creeper ]

[withanappetizer]

[Sees her creepin'. Nods hello.]

[duplicut]

[ . . . wait, Parker is . . . :|a

You're probably not someone to kill then :|aaaaa ]

[withanappetizer]

[Thank you for noticing.]

Nice day.

[hoppy_ending]

*Was chilling by the pond also and, hey, new person!*

Ne ne, have you caught anything?

[sets_mode_plusv]

[hanging back, sitting on a tree stump]

[hoppy_ending]

*-!!! Jogging over!*

[sets_mode_plusv]

What?

[cureworsethan]

*may or may not have noticed Parker's uncharacteristic glomming behavior

probably has noticed*

[withanappetizer]

[It's kind of hard to miss.]

[cureworsethan]

...Huh.

[withanappetizer]

How about you find something else to stare at?