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[withanappetizer]

[Here's a man fishing at a pond and looking happy as can be, despite being covered in zombie juices. He probably does not want to be bothered, which means that is exactly what you should do. Will you accept this mission?]

[... And now there is a Parker attached to him.]

((THE END. I'll be more than happy to pick up threads anytime, but you'll

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[stolengood]

[SOMETHING IS MAGNETIZED TO YOU]

[withanappetizer]

[JESUS CHRIST I'M GONNA BREAK SOME BONES oh it's just parker]

[Wait, why is Parker here and touching me?]

[stolengood]

[CLINGS pulls back and looks at him]

You reek.

[withanappetizer]

Didn't expect to get hugged today. Parker-hugs.

[stolengood]

But you were gone for so long!

[withanappetizer]

Not long enough for touching. Did you get happy pills again?

[stolengood]

No, I've been here since August. It's November.

[withanappetizer]

Alright, so that's a while.

[stolengood]

And it's different than our normal hiatuses. I'm stuck here. There aren't even tall buildings to jump off of.

[withanappetizer]

Stuck as in Nate won't let you leave, or stuck like in the Steranko?

[stolengood]

Nate's not here. No one's here. And it would be like the Steranko if the Steranko could bring me back to life after it killed me and actually couldn't be beaten!

[withanappetizer]

...

...

If the Steranko could do what?

[stolengood]

There are these little white bears with pom-poms that bring you back to life if you talk to them.

[withanappetizer]

[Sure. Let's go with this.]

And you tried 'em out?

[stolengood]

Not really?

[withanappetizer]

Parker.