itp: dogs know

[shamedbythecone]

[In your mess hall, there is a dog, and he seems to be staring at a package that is up on a table]

I do not believe that this is bacon.

((ooc: sudden loss of energy! will pick up in a bit))

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[plzdontoustme]

[Behind you, there is a wolf, looking up at you, concerned.]

Alpha...

[shamedbythecone]

[looks away from the lying package]

Toboe?

[plzdontoustme]

I can't find Kiba anywhere. And I've looked really hard.

[shamedbythecone]

Do you know where he last was?

[beautytopsthe]

Oh, hello! Do you want one?

[shamedbythecone]

I am not sure.

[beautytopsthe]

Why not?

[shamedbythecone]

I do not know if I will enjoy it.

[bootycalled]

. . .

Do all the dogs here talk?!

[shamedbythecone]

Yes, though I am only able to speak because of my collar.

[bootycalled]

Oh, science. That I can understand at least.

[shamedbythecone]

Do you know a lot about science?

[screwfate]

You're right. It's not.

[shamedbythecone]

Then why do they say that we do not know it is not bacon?

[screwfate]

Because most people wouldn't be able to ask dogs to know it's not true. It's people who they want to buy them.

[shamedbythecone]

Then they assume we are dumb then?

[littlestsoldier]

It's a trick.

[shamedbythecone]

What do they have to gain from it?

[littlestsoldier]

They think they don't have to give you the good stuff if they give you this crap.

[shamedbythecone]

That does not sound nice.