itp: dogs know

[shamedbythecone]

[In your mess hall, there is a dog, and he seems to be staring at a package that is up on a table]

I do not believe that this is bacon.

((ooc: sudden loss of energy! will pick up in a bit))

Comments

[littlestsoldier]

It's a trick.

[shamedbythecone]

What do they have to gain from it?

[littlestsoldier]

They think they don't have to give you the good stuff if they give you this crap.

[shamedbythecone]

That does not sound nice.

[littlestsoldier]

Nope! They think the real stuff isn't good for you or whatever. Or maybe they're just cheap. Either way, it's stupid. Who'd be fooled by that crap? It doesn't even smell like real bacon.

[shamedbythecone]

Why do they believe that we will be fooled by it?

[littlestsoldier]

Because people think they're smarter than animals.

[shamedbythecone]

That assumption is wrong.

[littlestsoldier]

Yup.

[shamedbythecone]

And they assume because we do not normally talk, correct?

[littlestsoldier]

Among other things.

[shamedbythecone]

[grr grr]

[littlestsoldier]

That's humans for you.