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[geronimust]

[it's a little too early to be awake! but you might have been awoken because AN ABANDONED BARN JUST COLLAPSED.

If you come take a look, there's a Time Lord wriggling his way out of the rubble.]

Note to self. Never do that again. Barns! They are just not structurally sound.

... and how are we all?

((jsyk: absolutely zero guarantee of lasting

Comments

[therictorscale]

What did you do?

[geronimust]

[brushing himself off!]

I asked a question first. Exercise a little common courtesy, Debbie.

[therictorscale]

I'm fine. What did you do to the barn?

[geronimust]

Let's just say there's a reason why gunpowder and I usually don't mix.

[bluetilator]

I do not wish to exchange pleasantries with you.

[geronimust]

Well, there's no way round it. If wishes were fishes, and all that. Otherwise we're going to have to stand here in awkward silence and look at the barn I just ruined, and nobody really wants that.

[bluetilator]

There's a world where wishes are fishes. I like it better than the world without shrimp.

[geronimust]

I don't think I'd be fond of a world without shrimp either. They're both tasty and singularly odd looking.

[crowingabout]

[runs past and then runs backwards until he's in front of the barn again] I'm awesome! What happened to the barn?

[geronimust]

Barn raising gone wrong.

[crowingabout]

Trying to raise the roof?

[geronimust]

I think I did raise the roof. For a second. Before it fell on me.

[goddamnemperor]

Or is it that when you enter a barn, you cause it to collapse?

[geronimust]

Well, I do have this tendency to bring the house down.

[goddamnemperor]

For shame.

[geronimust]

I know. That was a terrible joke.

[sryibrokedit]

A-are you okay?!

[geronimust]

Thank you for asking! You know, everyone else has cared a lot more about the barn.

[sryibrokedit]

That's not very nice of them. But really, are you hurt at all?

[geronimust]

I think the barn came off worse in the encounter. I might have a bruise or two, but nothing special.