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[my_name_now]

[It's a beautiful Sunday afternoon in Camp Fuck You Die. The sun is shining, the grass is waving in the gentle breeze, the weather is just starting to get cooler so no one is melting of heat. In the wide clearing before the cornfields start, there are several brightly colored blankets set out, along with some plastic playground equipment, a sandbox

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[bygeorgeithink]

[Hmm, experimenting with this swing idea and paying close attention to the egg's responses.]

[my_name_now]

[they seem to really like the swings! terry's is giggling happily, anyway.]

You're doing alright with yours, Peter?

[bygeorgeithink]

Hello again. Yes, after that last accident, I think we've learned a lot about their capabilities. I was curious to see whether sudden acceleration and balance change would cause the same emotion as it does for a normal child.

[my_name_now]

Sudden will make them cry, you have to start them off slowly.

[wetfortono]

. . . Family, huh.

[pussyfortono]

What is this?

[wetfortono]

A place to have a picnic, looks like!

[pussyfortono]

Picnic?

[alwaysuserubber]

[in the middle of filling in a GIANT HOLE in the sandbox, eggbaby nowhere in sight 8|a]

[archaelologist]

[got baby in ridiculous baby carrier with rockets and shit]

...Luffy?

[alwaysuserubber]

Robin!

[archaelologist]

What are you up to?

[archaelologist]

[reading book with eggbaby in a super complicated looking carrier]

-and that is the most efficient way to decapitate a full-grown human.

[mechabro]

Nico Robin, what are ya teachin' our baby?

[archaelologist]

Valuable life skills.

[mechabro]

... really?

[nyatsumeee]

*curled up around his egg in the sandbox, sleeping.*

[nyatsumeee]

*THE EGG ITSELF IS WIDE AWAKE AND COOING HAPPILY*