ITP: latest intro ever?

Sep 19, 2010 20:24

[There is a very large dragon with really humongous wings crouched over and closely inspecting a mail bag stuffed full of letters and speaking with a zombie mailman.]

Yes, Lily is my name but are you certain they are all for me ( Read more... )

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nocturnemission September 20 2010, 00:28:36 UTC
Um... Me?

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cowsonacid September 20 2010, 00:31:17 UTC
None of my crew are present to take letters for me. Are you capable?

[In a very businesslike manner. Don't worry about the savage looking bone fang/spur things, she's quite polite.]

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nocturnemission September 20 2010, 00:33:22 UTC
Oh, right... Well, you don't want me to do it. My penmanship is super terrible!

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cowsonacid September 20 2010, 00:52:25 UTC
Well, I suppose a person cannot be skilled at everything.

[She sounds a little disappointed.]

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heightruled September 20 2010, 00:29:51 UTC
[...ANOTHER DRAGON]

... Hey.

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allyourcows September 20 2010, 00:30:54 UTC
*o hai guess who's in the area too*

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heightruled September 20 2010, 00:32:07 UTC
Hey Iskierka, do you know this dragon?

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allyourcows September 20 2010, 00:33:11 UTC
Oh, yes, she is from England also.

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trump_apple September 20 2010, 00:30:23 UTC
[HOMG A DRAGON]

DO you need some help?

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cowsonacid September 20 2010, 00:34:14 UTC
I am expected to reply to these letters but my foreclaws are entirely an improper shape for writing.

[Not to mention an improper size] Can you take dictation?

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trump_apple September 20 2010, 00:38:05 UTC
Sure! Is there a pen and paper here?

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cowsonacid September 20 2010, 00:54:33 UTC
There is some paper. Thank you.

[She points a claw at it. There's a pen too.]

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pussyfortono September 20 2010, 00:33:55 UTC
. . .

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cowsonacid September 20 2010, 00:37:33 UTC
--Oh!

[That is all she says, but she looks a tiny bit confused and wary. She hadn't expected non-Europeans.]

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pussyfortono September 20 2010, 00:38:48 UTC
What is it?

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cowsonacid September 20 2010, 00:55:52 UTC
You must be very far from your country. I have not seen many of your countrymen at all.

[She is assuming he's Chinese, silly Lily]

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allyourcows September 20 2010, 00:34:02 UTC
I would not use the zombies if you are going to write letters and books and things; they are very unreliable.

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cowsonacid September 20 2010, 00:41:33 UTC
Oh Iskierka. Are you here to answer letters also?

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allyourcows September 20 2010, 00:44:30 UTC
Of course not! I am stationed here, along with Temeraire and Perscitia; it is good to see someone new.

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cowsonacid September 20 2010, 00:58:26 UTC
Oh that is very good! But what of our crews?

And this does not seem like a military encampment; what are we stationed here for?

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