ITP: latest intro ever?

[cowsonacid]

[There is a very large dragon with really humongous wings crouched over and closely inspecting a mail bag stuffed full of letters and speaking with a zombie mailman.]

Yes, Lily is my name but are you certain they are all for me

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[pussyfortono]

. . .

[cowsonacid]

--Oh!

[That is all she says, but she looks a tiny bit confused and wary. She hadn't expected non-Europeans.]

[pussyfortono]

What is it?

[cowsonacid]

You must be very far from your country. I have not seen many of your countrymen at all.

[She is assuming he's Chinese, silly Lily]

[pussyfortono]

There are many Japanese people here.

[cowsonacid]

[Well, at least she found out before she said anything...]

I have only seen men from China in England before.

[pussyfortono]

. . . I see.

[cowsonacid]

What is Japan like? I have heard that they have another vitriolic breed there. It was in a book that Temeraire told me about.

[pussyfortono]

. . . what do you mean by vitriolic breed?

[moefortono]

[Absolutely fascinated by all of the dragons, excuse me.]

[pussyfortono]

. . . Kotoha.

[moefortono]

Tono-sama! Isn't she neat?

[pussyfortono]

She?

[moefortono]

[Pointing to Lily.] Mm! She's a girl.

[pussyfortono]

I see.

[moefortono]

[So enamored.] I think her wings are bigger than Temeraire-san's.