woof woof.

[putyaswordson]

[a miserable-looking, slightly damp dog and a gorilla are outside the mess hall entrance. the dog is growling angrily.]

I told you, banana-flavoured milk powder shouldn't go in coffee!!

[ooc: Kondo doesn't have gorilla icons. Why? Because he is always a gorilla. THE MORE YOU KNOW ☆=

Kondo and Hijikata are out!]

Comments

[pussyfortono]

. . . coffee?

[putyaswordson]

[turns towards, still growling a little]

Yeah, coffee. Now look at us.

[pussyfortono]

I . . . see.

[putyaswordson]

Yeah. Take a lesson from this - you can't put just anything in your coffee, or the next thing you know, you're covered in fur.

[marrymeotaesan]

[don't let the icons fool you, this guy is a gorilla]

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

[putyaswordson]

CAMP WAS LYING IN WAIT, KONDO-SAN! IT ALWAYS IS!!

[marrymeotaesan]

[SOB, NOW I'M REALLY A GORILLA]

WHY NOW THOUGH?

[putyaswordson]

[AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE ICONS.]

Who fucking knows?! Aughhhh!!

[starts chewing on the nearest object angrily.]

[brokenclover]

. . .

[putyaswordson]

[... ears droop]

[brokenclover]

. . . Hijikata-san?

[putyaswordson]

[NO!]

[... tail wags a little]

[paradisecalls]

[I'm trying to sleep here and also bristling a bit.]

[putyaswordson]

[I'M TOO BUSY BEING ANGRYYYY]

[paradisecalls]

[Well, as long as you don't step on me or anything.]

[putyaswordson]

[I

might by accident]

[cureworsethan]

*...have I heard these voices before...*

[marrymeotaesan]

S-Souji!

[cureworsethan]

What kind of strange things have you two been doing.

[marrymeotaesan]

Wait wait! It's not like that!!

Toshi and I didn't try to break that rule!