woof woof.

[putyaswordson]

[a miserable-looking, slightly damp dog and a gorilla are outside the mess hall entrance. the dog is growling angrily.]

I told you, banana-flavoured milk powder shouldn't go in coffee!!

[ooc: Kondo doesn't have gorilla icons. Why? Because he is always a gorilla. THE MORE YOU KNOW ☆=

Kondo and Hijikata are out!]

Comments

[paradisecalls]

[I'm trying to sleep here and also bristling a bit.]

[putyaswordson]

[I'M TOO BUSY BEING ANGRYYYY]

[paradisecalls]

[Well, as long as you don't step on me or anything.]

[putyaswordson]

[I

might by accident]

[paradisecalls]

[... yep, you're getting snapped at.]

[putyaswordson]

[fgdhakjhskjh]

Whoa! What are you doing lying around out here?!

[paradisecalls]

The humans already came through here to eat. It was quiet.

[putyaswordson]

... tch. Makes sense.

[paradisecalls]

You're making too much noise.

[putyaswordson]

I'm just angry, okay? All I wanted was a coffee, but no.

[paradisecalls]

Coffee?

[putyaswordson]

You don't know coffee?... maybe you don't have it in your world. It's a drink made with hot water and these special ground beans. It gives you energy.

[paradisecalls]

I've smelled it before. It doesn't smell right. But what does that have to do with this?

[putyaswordson]

Well, my commander wanted to add this weird powder to the coffee... and well... now we're, uh, animals.

[paradisecalls]

. . .

[putyaswordson]

... how did you end up an animal? Break that rule?