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[braceforjustice]

[outside the lawyertarium, someone has been kind enough to place their very own scarecrow for eeeeveryone to see. How thoughtful

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[socioapathic]

Are you truly planning to do both jobs?

[braceforjustice]

Yes? It's not like they clash with each other.

[socioapathic]

And how will you execute your "real" job as you so quaintly put it.

[braceforjustice]

Well, I'd defend them. There have been trials here before, although not the most. . .orthodox. Alternatively they could look me up whenever they get out of this place!

[theappleofhis]

It's nice to meet you, too, Apollo.

[braceforjustice]

Ah, thanks, Miss. . .?!

[theappleofhis]

Mrs. Hughes. But you can call me Gracia.

[braceforjustice]

Ah, if that's what you'd prefer. Are you a counselor here too?

[the9thdream]

... [staaaaaring at the scarecrow :|a]

[braceforjustice]

[it's so CHEERFUL]

Maybe I can throw a blanket over it later. . .

[the9thdream]

Like a censor?

[braceforjustice]

That and it's just plain creepy. Who has that much time to spend on a scarecrow?

[purple_pliers]

...I'm Violet Baudelaire. How do you do?

[braceforjustice]

Ah, hello! I'm just fine, thanks! I'm Apollo--er, wait I said that already.

[purple_pliers]

[turning her back on the scarecrow ;;]

Should I call you Apollo, or Mr. Justice?

[braceforjustice]

[yes lets ignoring that]

Either is fine, really. (As long as I don't get another nickname.)

[nocturnemission]

Oooh, errands. That's handy!

[braceforjustice]

I guess, if there are people too busy to get around to it themselves. (Or too lazy.)

[nocturnemission]

Well, I'm a pretty busy guy, you know?

[braceforjustice]

I don't actually, given I just met you.