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[outside the lawyertarium, someone has been kind enough to place their very own scarecrow for eeeeveryone to see. How thoughtful!]
. . .classy.
Ahem! Unfortunate lawn decorations aside. . .good afternoon, Camp! I'm the new camp delivery bo--er, man. And general errand person! If any of you campers, and counselors too, are in need of my services, please don't hesitate to ask!
Oh! But even though that's my official job here, I'm also a defense attorney. If any of you are ever need of one, again, feel free to contact me! That's my REAL job after all! Er. Though I don't wish any murders or other serious felonies on any person here, of course.
Finally, I'm also a general counselor. I'm not exactly sure what I could actually counsel you kids about outside of the law, but if there's any problem you think I can help with, I'll do my best. Which er, reminds me, apparently I need to speak to a Miss River and Miss Violet? Jeeze, I'm already behind. . .
I think that's it. . .ack! Almost forgot my name. I'm Apollo Justice, nice to meet you all.
((ETA 1AM: FALLING ASLEEP will pick up through the week))
. . .classy.
Ahem! Unfortunate lawn decorations aside. . .good afternoon, Camp! I'm the new camp delivery bo--er, man. And general errand person! If any of you campers, and counselors too, are in need of my services, please don't hesitate to ask!
Oh! But even though that's my official job here, I'm also a defense attorney. If any of you are ever need of one, again, feel free to contact me! That's my REAL job after all! Er. Though I don't wish any murders or other serious felonies on any person here, of course.
Finally, I'm also a general counselor. I'm not exactly sure what I could actually counsel you kids about outside of the law, but if there's any problem you think I can help with, I'll do my best. Which er, reminds me, apparently I need to speak to a Miss River and Miss Violet? Jeeze, I'm already behind. . .
I think that's it. . .ack! Almost forgot my name. I'm Apollo Justice, nice to meet you all.
((ETA 1AM: FALLING ASLEEP will pick up through the week))