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[ournetprophet]

[A redhead in a wheelchair is staring down a cow that is blocking her way into the mess hall.]

I knew there was a good reason I've always lived in cities.

((Intro, you know the drill! Long day, new icons, will be slowwww))

Comments

[goddamnbatsperm]

Oh, great.

[ournetprophet]

Robin.

[goddamnbatsperm]

You sure you should be seen talking to me?

[ournetprophet]

You're the one who came over and said hello. In your own special way.

[00_07]

You don't like cows?

[ournetprophet]

This one just doesn't seem too fond of me.

[00_07]

Um, how long has it been there?

[ournetprophet]

I haven't been here long myself. No idea.

[cureworsethan]

You prefer foot traffic in your way?

[ournetprophet]

Foot traffic listens when you ask them to move.

[cureworsethan]

If you're lucky.

[ournetprophet]

I have my ways.

[insertdickjoke]

[there is a tired looking Batman landing near the cow]

-Babs!

[ournetprophet]

D- Batman!

...I'm over here.

[insertdickjoke]

-Babs.

[ournetprophet]

Hey.

[itsahotwar]

More than the one, I'd imagine.

[ournetprophet]

You'd be right about that.

[itsahotwar]

Of course, this place is a bit obnoxious even for the country.

[ournetprophet]

Trying a little too hard for the 'rustic charm' I've always heard about, maybe.