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[ournetprophet]

[A redhead in a wheelchair is staring down a cow that is blocking her way into the mess hall.]

I knew there was a good reason I've always lived in cities.

((Intro, you know the drill! Long day, new icons, will be slowwww))

Comments

[00_07]

You don't like cows?

[ournetprophet]

This one just doesn't seem too fond of me.

[00_07]

Um, how long has it been there?

[ournetprophet]

I haven't been here long myself. No idea.

[00_07]

Maybe it'll just leave... I, um, don't think I can move it for you. Sorry.

[ournetprophet]

Don't worry about it, sweetie.

[00_07]

You're sure? Maybe I could find someone to help you...

[ournetprophet]

I don't need any help.

[eying the cow calculatingly]

[00_07]

... what are you going to do?

[ournetprophet]

[startled it into moving with a bottle of water]

There we go. Good thing, I'm hungry.

[00_07]

Wow. Robin's right. You're really smart.

[ournetprophet]

Robin told you that?

[00_07]

He said you had above-average intelligence... I think that means you're really smart.

[ournetprophet]

He likes his vocabulary. That's what he meant.

You must know him pretty well.

[00_07]

He's my best friend! I'm even going back to Gotham with him.

[ournetprophet]

[....going to need a moment to process that one

1) the brat has friends

2) one of them is this poor little thing?

3) what?