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[porktheoneulove]

[Today. There is a pig. He is only wearing a towel. And is intoning in his best sultry and suave voice:]

Helllo ladies.

[[Onigiri and the Old Spice Man are OUT. There are only diamonds and water wangs where they once battled. Don't celebrate yet, they'll recover.))

Comments

[porktheoneulove]

What are you wearing?

[porktheoneulove]

Fantastic.

[porktheoneulove]

Do you want a real man and not a glorified SoapLand boy?

[porktheoneulove]

I don't know.

[andallthekittns]

Mn, I was sent here to judge a... [ looks at a slip of paper ] "pissing contest"? Why would you have a contest for that...?

Is this the right place?

[[ I seriously love you both. :') ]]

[hello_campers]

Hello lady.

[andallthekittns]

Hello. Is this where the contest is?

[hello_campers]

I'm merely trying to help a fellow man and fan of manly things which are masculine out.

[ohno_u_didnt]

...I ship it.

[hello_campers]

And I would sail that ship across the world if only he would see my side of this discussion between men.

[ohno_u_didnt]

Ah, it's that sort of relationship then.

[hello_campers]

But could bloom into something far more beautiful.

[tsungunfire]

. . .

[hello_campers]

Hello.

[tsungunfire]

Hello.

[hello_campers]

Please excuse the battle of manly odors.

[blushterous]

[ WHAT IS THIS FEELING, SO SUDDEN AND NEW? ]

[porktheoneulove]

[COULD IT BE THE FEELING, LIKE YOUR CLOTHES ARE SEE THROUGH?]

[blushterous]

[ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ]

[porktheoneulove]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHYYYAAAAAAAAAAAN~~~]