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[porktheoneulove]

[Today. There is a pig. He is only wearing a towel. And is intoning in his best sultry and suave voice:]

Helllo ladies.

[[Onigiri and the Old Spice Man are OUT. There are only diamonds and water wangs where they once battled. Don't celebrate yet, they'll recover.))

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[blushterous]

[ WHAT IS THIS FEELING, SO SUDDEN AND NEW? ]

[porktheoneulove]

[COULD IT BE THE FEELING, LIKE YOUR CLOTHES ARE SEE THROUGH?]

[blushterous]

[ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ]

[porktheoneulove]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHYYYAAAAAAAAAAAN~~~]

[blushterous]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

[porktheoneulove]

[ADVANCING]

Hey pretty ladyyyyy~

[blushterous]

[ I HAVE A BOW AND ARROW. . . OUT OF NOWHERE. ]

You stay back!

[blusterous]

[I will end you.]

[hello_campers]

Hello.

[blushterous]

Hello. I hope this isn't too awkward or anything, but . . . you smell so good.

[hello_campers]

Thank you. A pleasant odor is just one of the ways a man can better himself.

[blushterous]

Well, that's certainly true.

[hello_campers]

[drapes an Onigiri proof towel around you]

The truths of life are waiting to be discovered.

[blushterous]

A-ahh. Thank you. W-what a way to meet, isn't it?

[hello_campers]

A battle between two smells is hardly an appropriate place to meet a lady such as your ladyful self.

[blushterous]

Oh my.

. . . but I am glad I came across you him, not so much. What's your name?