itp: you fondle udders

[cest_untrap]

COW MILKING LESSONS
learn how to give a good tug[there are signs all over camp pointing to the widest pasture, where the cows are lined up and looking strangely hopeful. sure enough, there are stacks of buckets and little stools... and beside them, a tiny french girl who seems amused! maybe a little annoyed, but mostly amused! she probably just

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[anoathkept]

This place always says things weird like that.

[cest_untrap]

It really isn't that weird, all things considered.

Would you like to milk a cow?

[anoathkept]

... I don't know how.

Does it really involve tugging, then?

[cest_untrap]

It does.

[cheerfully handing you a bucket! and picking up one of the stools.]

Pick a cow, any cow.

And in the peanut gallery

[ayonoi]

This audience member has just choked on the coffee she was drinking.

WELL DONE :D

Re: And in the peanut gallery

[cest_untrap]

Oh~? But choking probably means you're doing it wrong, Audience.

[thedandymancan]

*raises his hand* What if we already know how to give a good tug?

[cest_untrap]

Then I think you're expected to give a hand.

[thedandymancan]

What if we don't want to get cow all over our expensive jacket?

[cest_untrap]

Hmm. Ladies?

[the cows are judging yooooou]

[climaxinside]

Lessons?

[cest_untrap]

Of a sort.

[climaxinside]

I see.

[cest_untrap]

Would you like to milk a cow? I guess we should start doing it, maybe that's why they're always so angry.

[itsnotusername]

I would like to help.

[hitode]

I don't know if this has been done or not already, but. Married!

[itsnotusername]

A revolutionary devotes his all to his ideals. I can't marry you.

[hitode]

Soundly rejected! But I would expect nothing less from you, Zura.